"Why don’t we have beer at these events?"

"Everyone abandon your thesis projects. We’re going to work on Pokemon Snap for the Wii U."

"You need to help me spread it.”
“What? AIDS?”
“NO! The rumor!"

"You gotta tug at their balls a little bit!"

"You better not say we should all get naked."

"We’re all just one, big art sorority anyway, right?"

"Person A: -gestures to arms- Crime and Punishment
Person B: Do you have a permit for those guns?
Person A: They’re Chris’s. OH! That’s what he should have called them! Ctrl and Del!"

"Person A: I’m losing my faith in rationality.
Person B: You have rationality? Do you know how computers work? There are these little gremlins inside that cause chaos and destruction."

"Hug at your own risk."

"Professor: You’re not supposed to be here!
Student: Oh really?
Professor: I was told you do too much and that we should encourage you to leave…"